Friday, November 16, 2007

Funniest thing I heard all day:

Me: Is that you I smell or is that the dog?

Mom: Are you sitting by her and FARTING?

Dad: I haven't farted in a LONG time, and I don't smell anything.

Me: Oh, so it's the dog?

Dad: Must be.

Mom: (mumbles) A skunk doesn't smell his own stink.