A Meme, Courtesty of...

San Diego Momma because this and this should explain why I'd want to eat my face. Especially considering the fact that I didn't include the part of today where Little Monster lived up to his pseudonym by screaming for 45 minutes instead of napping, and then screaming for 20 minutes instead of going to bed. After screaming through all of our not so fun and relaxing Cinco De Mayo dinner.

What was I doing ten years ago?

This is going to show my age... Some people are going to gaff at how young I am, especially my husband. That's fine. ten years ago, I was screwing off. It was my senior year of high school, and I'll be d@mned if I was going to do anything. Senioritis. Yeah, I had it.

5 things on my “to do” list today:

1. Shower (done!)
2. Go to Costco and spend a small fortune on way too much crap I probably could live without. (done!)
3. Work on my ID stuff. (oops!)
4. Kill dog for digging under fence. (Don't worry PETA, I just gave her a stern talking to, and then gave her a bath -- torture! torture! I tell you!)
5. Kill gophers. (still working on it.)

Snacks I enjoy:
Roasted gophers. Oh, no, I'm seriously kidding. That sounds gross. If it contains chocolate, that'd be on my list. Also, guacamole and chips from Chipolte. And Ice Cream. And chocolate. Sometimes, Salty chips with french-onion dip. And Chocolate. M&Ms, Snickers, and did I mention Chocolate?

Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Buy out the contract of my husband's career. Figure out how to do something to 'fix' some of the problems.. You know, all Bill Gates style, and then I'd pay someone to tell me how to wear my makeup. Like, what colors to wear... because If I'm rich I'll be having galas that I'll need to wear makeup to. And I'd have a Mustang. And one helluva kicka$$ kitchen.

5 places I have lived:
California(as a baby), Nebraska, Rhode Island, Virginia, Nebraska (second time, after moving away), California (as an adult). Funny. Seems kinda circular, doesn't it?

5 bad habits:
1. Being mean to Not the Momma. I don't pay enough attention to him.
2. This blog.
3. Being a slob.
4. Cracking my knuckles
5. Reading blogs and my message board.

5 jobs I have had:
1. Dairy Queen -- Had this job through high school. Best. Job. Ever. Free ice cream. Why do I not weigh 3000 pounds? I don't know... but it was the tastiest (and most fun) job ever.
2. Hotel housekeeper -- the antithesis to job number one. Nastiest. Job. Ever. I think that Mike Rowe could easily do a whole episode on "dirtiest jobs" with this one.
3. Hotel front desk -- Yeah, that was fun while it lasted. worked during college, late hours, no waking early.
4. IT support -- Job where I was the laziest. I answered the phone and put out 'fires' because people were too stupid to know how to run their computers.
5. Preschool Teacher -- Um, this one would have been the best. job. ever. if it wasn't so stressful and if I hadn't been working there during a 'regime shift.'
(No, I am not including my current employment. No Dooce-ing going on over here!)

Um, I'm not good at the whole tagging thing.. Usually what ends up happening is I run around the yard with my arms out and then end up crying in a heap because everyone runs faster than me and I'm destined to be "it" for the rest of my life. So, Yeah, If you want to put your head on the chopping block, then go for it.