Jailbait on the prowl for Cougar.

Cutie with Blue Eyes seeking older woman to drag around parks by her finger. Love to look at picture books while you point out animals, play with mulch and show off my strength by climbing play structure. Will forsake own mother for your praise.

Today we were at the park, and OtherMommy and OtherBoy were there. OtherBoy brought a book to the park with him, and he ditched it when he saw the play structure. Little Monster, though. Little Monster saw the book. He found OtherMommy and took her over to the book, chatting with her the whole way. OtherMommy sat down with him and started pointing out all of the pictures of animals. Little Monster was having a great time, but as time wore on he was being more and more distracted by the primary colored play structure. He convinced OtherMommy to walk around holding his hand, telling her about all the things in his world along the way.

OtherMommy had to take care of her own kid for a second. During that time he decided that he was going to climb the structure. He did it. All. By. Himself. When he got to the top, and turned around, I made a big show of cheering and saying Hooray! After all, I was proud. He's a big boy! He sneered at me as if to say "you're old news woman" and looked around for OtherMommy. When he caught her eye, he said. "HOORAY!!!!" and cheered.

So, I figure he's looking for one of two things: One, he's on the prowl to find a new Mommy, one who actually loves him. You know, because I only pretend to love him. Those showers of kisses and raspberries, and the pain I feel when he cries. That's all fake. Or two, he's into older women. My bet is on the older woman thing. Why? Duh, because I am the best. mommy. ever.