Flowers wilt...

...but Chocolate is ooooh sooooo goooood. He was going to send me something healthier, but decided against it. It doesn't bode well to send a "health food" basket to a woman who's worried about her weight. It just reinforces that perhaps she should be worried about it. Who knew my husband was smart enough to figure that out?















I calculated the fat and calories contained in this basket. There is so much chocolate, it's disgusting:

Item	# Servings in package	Calories Per Serving	Fat Per Serving	Total Calories	Total Fat
White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Popsicle	1	240	15	240	15
Sausalito Cookies	8	140	8	1120	64
Dark Chocolate Rochet	1	160	10	160	10
Ghiradhelli Squares	3.5	220	13	770	45.5
Lindor White Chocolate Truffles	4	230	19	920	76
Lindor Dark Chocolate Truffles	4	210	19	840	76
Ferrot Rochet	1	220	15	220	15
Dark Chocolate Popsicle	1	250	15	250	15
Dark Chocolate Candy Bar	4.7	199	10.8	935.3	50.76
Russel Stover Candy Bar	2	210	13	420	26
Dark Chocolate Candy Bar	4.7	199	10.8	935.3	50.76
Lindor Truffle Bar	2.5	240	18	600	45
Russel Stover Ganache Bar	3.5	200	12	700	42
Totals:	41 servings	Ave Cals: 209	Ave Fat: 14g	8111	531g

That's a grand total of 8111 calories and 531 grams of fat. Yummy, yummy yummy yummy fat. At least it's yummy now.. I'm not sure how "yummy" I will think it is when it's glued to my hips, thighs, butt and stomach!

*ps. I have NO freakin' clue what the heck is up with my table. I didn't specify for it to be that tall, but whatever. I'm not an HTML writer after all.