Thursday, October 04, 2007

Flowers wilt...

...but Chocolate is ooooh sooooo goooood. He was going to send me something healthier, but decided against it. It doesn't bode well to send a "health food" basket to a woman who's worried about her weight. It just reinforces that perhaps she should be worried about it. Who knew my husband was smart enough to figure that out?

I calculated the fat and calories contained in this basket. There is so much chocolate, it's disgusting:

Item# Servings in packageCalories Per ServingFat Per ServingTotal CaloriesTotal Fat
White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Popsicle12401524015
Sausalito Cookies 81408112064
Dark Chocolate Rochet11601016010
Ghiradhelli Squares3.52201377045.5
Lindor White Chocolate Truffles42301992076
Lindor Dark Chocolate Truffles42101984076
Ferrot Rochet12201522015
Dark Chocolate Popsicle12501525015
Dark Chocolate Candy Bar4.719910.8935.350.76
Russel Stover Candy Bar22101342026
Dark Chocolate Candy Bar4.719910.8935.350.76
Lindor Truffle Bar2.52401860045
Russel Stover Ganache Bar3.52001270042
Totals:41 servingsAve Cals: 209Ave Fat: 14g8111531g

That's a grand total of 8111 calories and 531 grams of fat. Yummy, yummy yummy yummy fat. At least it's yummy now.. I'm not sure how "yummy" I will think it is when it's glued to my hips, thighs, butt and stomach!

*ps. I have NO freakin' clue what the heck is up with my table. I didn't specify for it to be that tall, but whatever. I'm not an HTML writer after all.


glitterrs said...

you did NOT calculate that! MARY! just eat it and then feel guilty for a couple hours, but don't actually spend time figuring out the calories!!!

Momma Mary said...

Oh yes I did. And I'm enjoying every stinkin' last calorie and fat gram as it slides into my tummy warming me from the inside out!