Monday, June 21, 2010

Watch out Canada!

In hindsight it wasn't a good idea to tease our son. Really, probably not at all. There will probably be a huge reaction from him if we take him across the border to visit our friendly northern neighbor.

It all started out as a funny joke. We get a bit tired of the onslaught of questions every time we go somewhere. So the last time we left the house to run an errand, rather than explain that we were going to visit an endless barage of boring places, I told him we were going to Canada. And that naughty little boys all recieved a spanking upon entry.

"No mommy. We are not going to Canada!"

Yup, we are. So you'd better be good!

"No mommy. YOU'D better be good. YOU are gonna to get a spanking when we get to Canada. A'cuz dey only give spankings to naughty mommies in Canada. And you are a naught mommy. And YOU are gonna get a spanking!!"

Yup. In hindsight, it probably wasn't a good idea to tease my kid with Canadian spankings. Because he's going to be really disappointed if we ever visit niagara falls and there's not a spanking station at the border crossing. Not even for naughty mommies that tell stories to their 3 year olds.

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