Top Ten Signs your child is hungry

10. He really wants the steaming bag of fudge from your walk with the dogs.

9. He's broken into the dog treats.

8. The Nerf football and basketball are being shredded as though they are food.

7. He steals a RAW zucchini and starts munching on it.


6. Your ears are bleeding from the high pitch screams he's emitting.

5. The cup of milk you needed for the pasta is no longer sitting on the counter. He has stolen it and is making short work of it.

4. He's climbed into his own high chair. By himself.

3. And put on his bib. By himself.

2. While sitting in his high chair and bib, he claps his hands together and says May-Men! over and over and over again.

1. He actually ate a meal that didn't contain any of the following: cheerios, cheese sticks, hot dogs fruit snacks, goldfish crackers, raisins or olives.