It hasn't been nearly three weeks...

I say as I wave my hand in your face, using the Jedi Mind Trick to confuse you into believing that I have been posting all along...

Quick recap.

We lived in the fifth wheel for a couple of weeks at a great RV park. We were fortunate that we didn't pick an island spot, because the RV that was there instead of ours had a huge tree land on it in the middle of the "Central Coast Hurricane 2008." That's what I'm calling the 75mph winds and crazy rain that hit us. We are "moved" into our new house. Moved meaning that we and all of our stuff is in the house. Has it been upacked? No. Why? Because Not the Momma brought home a plague that has caused me to fear the 30 million stairs I have to take to get to the second floor. Seriously, there are 12 foot cielings in the first floor. We have spent another fortune, like we always do when we move, and still don't have internet that works reliably well enough for me to work, let alone be posting here. (I am only feeling slightly guilty right now, because the internet is fast enough for blogger, but not fast or reliable enough to be uploading 5megs worth of artwork). We signed up for better internet and it was supposed to have been connected about 3 hours ago, but alas, as is the luck of this clan, that somehow my name would be mispelled and probably the credit card we used denied the payment, and so, we still don't have internet. Bummer dude. (Note how I am already speaking like a california surfer chick after about 3 weeks in the area.) Hopefully we can get it all resolved tomorrow.

We have all been pretty sick with a chest cold, including Little Monster, but we are on the mend for now. I promise to have something that isn't so whiny in the future, and possibly even pictures of CA Hurricane damage and the new house. House pics may be a while though. I refuse to show you our stacks of boxes and piles of crap.